Friday, February 18, 2011

Reheated Recap: One Hour

In honour of Numb3rs Appreciation Week!

"One Hour"

As written by Dr. Seuss

I am Don


When a paperboy is snatched

The Fedcakes are dispatched.

Paperboy’s father is a don

Shrink’s patient is a Don.

Don’s asked to assess the team

(God I wish this was a meme).

Megan is never harried.

And she is often Larry (Larried?)

Yes, I am a bit perturbed

I just made Larry's name a verb.

David might grow too cynical.

I don’t think so, he’s my pal.

Colby will run here and there

Colby will run everywhere!

He will run down the street.

Watching him run is a treat.

He will run to the hall.

He will run according to the call.

Charmita is there doing math

To help Colby run the right path.

Pretty Liz is there too

But really, has nothing to do.

The boy is saved in the Disney Hall

The kidnapper is shot and falls.

But the moral of this eppesode.

Is that Don will trust them, that he showed.

He will trust them here and there.

He will trust them anywhere!

He will trust them in the street

He will trust they’ll be discreet.

He will trust them, Don-I-Am.

Geez, I miss the Fedcakes damn.