As written by Dr. Seuss
I am Don
When a paperboy is snatched
The Fedcakes are dispatched.
Paperboy’s father is a don
Shrink’s patient is a Don.
Don’s asked to assess the team
(God I wish this was a meme).
Megan is never harried.
And she is often Larry (Larried?)
Yes, I am a bit perturbed
I just made Larry's name a verb.
David might grow too cynical.
I don’t think so, he’s my pal.
Colby will run here and there
Colby will run everywhere!
He will run down the street.
Watching him run is a treat.
He will run to the hall.
He will run according to the call.
Charmita is there doing math
To help Colby run the right path.
Pretty Liz is there too
But really, has nothing to do.
The boy is saved in the Disney Hall
The kidnapper is shot and falls.
But the moral of this eppesode.
Is that Don will trust them, that he showed.
He will trust them here and there.
He will trust them anywhere!
He will trust them in the street
He will trust they’ll be discreet.
He will trust them, Don-I-Am.
Geez, I miss the Fedcakes damn.