Instacap: Torchwood Children of Earth: Day One

Originally, I thought I wouldn't be able to post instacaps for Torchwood: Children of Earth because of the lack of immediate access. I was going to wait until July 20th, when it would air here in Canada, but well, for as long as it lasted, I was able to watch the first episode online. Thus, I only have one thing to say.

Bless the people who put it up all over YouTube.

Now, this is the only one I will do an instacap for, and, instead, will post percolated recaps when the episodes air over here, legally.

• Gwen saying good morning to the picture is so sweet. Aww.
• The Jantoness is making me very, very happy.
• 6 minutes in, and I'm not sure that Tupperware line can be beaten.
• I said this won't be spoilery, but yay for Martha!
• Jack, when will you learn that Ianto is one for commitment! That is a rare and special thing.
• Could totally do without the screaming.
• OMG, I think Gwen has found a consistent character. Who knew! It's a miracle! Although, could you have left out that offensive adoption line.
• Yes, Rhys, you are brilliant. Torchwood needs some practicality.
• Um, did Rhys just spend an entire episode in his pants?
• The politicians aren't doing it for me. Plus, they're evil.
• Okay, so Jack and Ianto are collecting what now?
• Totally did not see that coming. This is what not reading spoilers does to me.
• Ianto's brother-in-law needs to take a long walk off a short dock, right now.
• Not the TTSUV! Give it back you pasty, mooning, gits!
• Gwen is what? This does not bode well for Ianto's survival. I see unfortunate symbolism rearing it's ugly head!
• Okay, who knew computer scanners could tell if you're pregnant? My scanner barely scans.
• Damn you, BFF, for making me worry about my fictional Welsh boyfriend!
• Holy hell.
• Ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew
• I think that kiss just killed me.
  
• Yes, Jack you are a couple, no matter how much you hate the word.
• Is this how Jack becomes a head in a jar?
• That was awesome.