Woot! Anything Torchwood vastly improves Canada Day.
Okay, why is the child, carrying the weird gun, semi-narrating?
PC Andy? Oh, PC Andy, I love you.
The suggestion of knife throwing at Gwen just made half the fandom smile.
All right, Freda, while everything is over-loud and over-bright, I'd like to point out that you're overacting.
Ghosties? Sounds like a rejected cereal name.
Jack and Ianto in the TTSUV and a remote control gun? There's a dirty joke in here somewhere.
Ianto, shouldn't you know by now that Jack gets far too easily distracted by guns?
Hello pussycat? I guess a Tom Jones reference is appropriate for a show set in Wales.
51 Lundy Street? I can find a Lundy Close and Lundy Island, but no Lundy Street. Either Google Maps is wrong, or TPTB are saving anyone from being bothers by Whovian fans taking picture of the address.
PC Andy, where did your snark go? You've never been a "pet bobby" before.
"She's from the future!" No shit,
Jack and Ianto are spending a lot of time together, and yet there's a distinct lack of sexual harassment. I am disappointed.
2069? There's another dirty joke waiting to be made there.
Where Freda's from the people are "overstressed, angry, gotta take it out on someone." Wait, she's from where I work?
PC Andy, do you not remember "Adrift?" You're in a remarkably similar situation -- until Freda escapes out the window.
Out of all episodes to reference, Gwen, you had to pick "Out of Time?"
Yes, Andy, this is smash your patience day. In Canada, we call that Canada Day, after the drunken carousing begins.
Holy crap, PC Andy isn't exactly behaving like PC Andy. I don't know what disappoints me more, the lack of Janto, or this neutered version of PC Andy.
WTF did Jack do?
Finally, PC Andy stands up for himself. That's the snarky, practical PC Andy I know.
Oh Freda's talking about how she doesn't belong anywhere. Great, just turn on a Simple Plan song and put on some eyeliner, emo child. I guess PC Andy is a better choice to talk her down than I would be.
Torchwood saved Freda? I'm glad that was made clear, otherwise I would've thought it was the Doctor.
Jack's responsible? Does not compute.
Jack, you've already opened your doors to the universe and spread the love. It's not like you wouldn't be doing what you haven't already done in the past.
So Torchwood gets an asylum policy, unless your name is Janet.