Theoriginalspy: Hey look! The Grid is tipsy, again! Time for an intervention!
Pic via fauxtwitpic.
Tokendeaddude: I'm going to die. I'm going to be forced to kill myself. OMG, WTF have I done? #dead
Slumlady: @Tokendeaddude STFU, I've got a corpse in my tenement and you don't see me crying, do you?
Rookiecop: We've got another corpse over here. Maybe I'll get off the beat if I solve the case.
Tokendeaddude: I mean it! I'm going to shoot myself in the head before the title flash! #dead
DetectiveCates: @Rookiecop Inappropriate! We've had 3 bodies in four days, and all shot themselves in the head! I've got to tell the Fedcakes. #Fedcakes
NotASpyAnymore: At scene w my favourite date. Loser won't Twitter. #Davidwon'ttwitter
Theoriginalspy: David is getting the exposition for a change! 7 corpses per city (Miami, Houston, Denver). 3 so far in LA. Pic via fauxtwitpic. NotASpyAnymore: What is this Saw?
DetectiveCates: Someone was watching this corpse kill himself online. Ew.
TokenDeadDude: I'm being filmed while I shoot myself in the head! I warned you I would do it! #dead.
TitleFlash: I flashed, and no, that isn't dirty.
ISupportAll: I'm so very supportive, just not as well lit as usual in this scene at La Maison d'Eppes.
CurlyHaredBlackHole: I miss my fiancee.
KaliStoleYourMojo: @CurlyHaredBlackHole I miss you too! BTW, will send you some stuff to look at later! So excited!
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @KaliStoleYourMojo *gulp*
WhiteSpaceKnight: That lecture was not to my taste anymore.
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @WhiteSpaceKnight The Royal Astronomical Society isn't your taste?
WhiteSpaceKnight: @CurlyHaredBlackHole I'm simplifying my tastes. Sticking with raspberries. Besides, the world is ending.
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @WhiteSpaceKnight In 7.9 billion years. You could try blueberrys too.
PappaEppes: @WhiteSpaceKnight @CurlyHaredBlackHole I may be around then, thanks to my new pills, but my retirement fund won't last 7.9 months. #subplot
Theoriginalspy: @PappaEppes When did you get all meta? Pic via fauxtwitpic. PappaEppes: @Theoriginalspy I am wise. I am even wise enough to be meta. My wisdom, apparently, does not apply to financial planning. #subplot
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @PappaEppes, please tell me those pills aren't blue. If they are, I will need to throw myself, like a pumkin, off of a roof at Cal Sci.
IHOFedcakes: The IHOF is pleased to announce a congregation of Fedcakes. #Fedcakes
AlphaBitch4: Working with Rosencrantz, we learn nothing is tracable. Hell, even the victims don't establish a pattern. Will report this to @ChiefFedcake.
ChiefFedcake: @AlphaBitch4 Anything else?
AlphaBitch4: @ChiefFedcake Well, DS found out the victims were all financially screwed -- and that online classifieds aka hookers, might be involved.
ChiefFedcake: @AlphaBitch4 Why is DS not twittering this himself?
AlphaBitch4: @ChiefFedcake, DS doesn't twitter. #Davidwon'ttwitter.
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @ChiefFedcake, Come to my office, #Dad.
ChiefFedcake: @CurlyHaredBlackHole WTF, I had money with the strip mall guy Dad invested with. Oh yeah, good luck helping our stubborn Dad. #Dad.
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @ChiefFedcake, Grate, now I'm the breadwinner now?
ChiefFedcake:@CurlyHaredBlackHole Enough about all this awkward finance stuff. What about the case?
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @ChiefFedcake, Your case is like @WhiteSpaceKnight's zen garden. I'm raking things over.
WhiteSpaceKnight: Zen garden is Zen.
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @WhiteSpaceKnight aren't you leaving?
WhiteSpaceKnight: @CurlyHaredBlackHole I'll leave when my soul is ready to leave. Got to de-clutter everything: mind, space, etc., first.
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @WhiteSpaceKnight tell me later, have results. @NotASpyAnymore, found a place your three vics may have met -- a strip club!
NotASpyAnymore: @CurlyHaredBlackHole I'm so all over that! Who is with me? @AlphaBitch4?
AlphaBitch4: @NotASpyAnymore, why me? take you're partner.
NotASpyAnymore: @AlphaBitch4 I consider this his punishment because he doesn't tweet. #Davidwon'ttwitter
AlphaBitch4: @NotASpyAnymore, I'm calling him anyway. DS has to come along. This ain't Utah.
NotASpyAnymore: @AlphaBitch4 Like my partner would say, if he tweeted, that's Idaho!
AlphaBitch4: @NotASpyAnymore, isn't that the name of the dancer on the stage, Ida Ho?
NotASpyAnymore: I think the hot hostess just offered me something deep.
Theoriginalspy: Yeah, I think she did too. Pic via fauxtwitpic. AlphaBitch4: How weird is it that I'm the only woman in the VIP lounge at a strip club? Oh wait, illicit gambling. Got a bunch to take back back to the IHOF. #IHOF
NotASpyAnymore: Partner and I learned the dead guys all owed serious money to the strip club hostess. That wasn't what I first thought when she talked about deep.
ChiefFedcake: Dead gamblers don't pay up.
AlphaBitch4: Reason num482 not to have kids -- nanny-cam signals being crossed with live internet Russian Roulette games.
Tokendeaddude: Fedcakes can watch me die! #dead #Fedcakes
ChiefFedcake: What a waste.
WhiteSpaceKnight: Russian Roulette, allegedly, started as a way for Russian soldiers to work out who would get to eat the remaining scraps of food.
Theoriginalspy: @WhiteSpaceKnight, I can read Wikipedia too!
CurlyHaredBlackHole: It's all a big internet gambling fad, but only clever people, like me, and rogue nanny-cams, can access the site.
AlphaBitch4: RR players are teh stupid. We are not the Russian army.
WhiteSpaceKnight: But the psychology and the math is so interesting if we just look at --
AlphaBitch4: @WhiteSpaceKnight,I'm sticking with my theory that RR players are teh stupid. Plus, with four dead, there are three to go.
CurlyHaredBlackHole: At least we now have acsess because I hacked the site. We can keep track of things.
KaliStoleYourMojo: @CurlyHaredBlackHole And who taught you how to do that so effective. PS: CHECK YOUR E-MAIL!
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @KaliStoleYourMojo I love you too! *eep*
NotASpyAnymore: @ChiefFedcake Taking my partner to go talk to the wife of the guy left alive in the video. He's been missing for a week.
ChiefFedcake: No, I'll go.
MyHubbyIsWhere: My husband lost his job. We lost our health insurance. May lose the house. We are the archetype for trouble in these tough times.
ChiefFedcake: Is sad for this woman, but don't want to appear too weak here.
MyHubbyIsWhere: Let me now tell you some endearing story about my hubby, to make him more real. Plus, he said he'd stop gambling.
ChiefFedcake: Oh, that woman is naive. I feel for her.
AlphaBitch4: Another corpse. The Dominator did not take his name seriously enough. Brain now dominates the floor.
WhiteSpaceKnight: Stuck watching more video of men shooting themselves in the head. And people wonder why I want to escape reality.
AlphaBitch4: @WhiteSpaceKnight, so is this gambling thing I hear about you true?
WhiteSpaceKnight: @AlphaBitch4, sadly so. The thrill and the depths were once a part of my daily existence. It's like that line in The Gambler.
AlphaBitch4: @WhiteSpaceKnight, *sings* Know when to hold 'em..."
WhiteSpaceKnight: @AlphaBitch4, Uh, no. The movie. "What is it all gamblers have in common? They're all looking to lose."
AlphaBitch4: @WhiteSpaceKnight, I can't sing that.
RookerFan: @AlphaBitch Hey, what's up? What am I missing stuck up in San Fran?
AlphaBitch4: @RookerFan People shooting themselves in the head.
RookerFan: @AlphaBitch Well then, I'll let you get back to that. Sorry to have missed it. Wait, no I'm not.
AlphaBitch4: @RookerFan You so owe me a drink, leaving me to converse with WhiteSpaceKnight.
RookerFan: @AlphaBitch We'll go out drinking and dancing when I get back.
Theoriginalspy: With Tweets like that, they'll inspire FemSlash.
RookerFan: @Theoriginalspy, Why not, the boys are doing it!
NotASpyAnymore: Get to interview Strip Club Hostess. Liked her better when I thought our relationship would be "deep."
Allmensvices: The cute Beefcake Fedcake doesn't find me so hot anymore. All I do is fill a need.
NotASpyAnymore: @Allmensvices, shut up. You're so going down for this unless you talk.
Allmensvices: @NotASpyAnymore Whatever, I sold the names of my biggest losers and they got a chance to get them out of debt.
NotASpyAnymore: @Allmensvices, Well, you've got to give me something.
Allmensvices: @NotASpyAnymore If it'll help my chances, I'll give you a face.
Theoriginalspy: Not like that.
CurlyHaredBlackHole: Uh-oh, Dad brought food. He can't afford food.
PappaEppes: If my son seriously thinks I'll take any money from him, he's dreaming in technicolour. #subplot
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @PappaEppes, Dad, you always suported me.
PappaEppes: My youngest son clearly forgot about how he had to surreptitiously buy his own house.
NotASpyAnymore: Second time in the nudie bar. BEST JOB EVER! Get to watch voyeur porn too!
Allmensvices: @NotASpyAnymore Why does the Fedcake Beefcake not seem to be enjoying this.
NotASpyAnymore: I cannot let the hostess know I'm loving all the hot girls' asses.
Theoriginalspy: Like I couldn't tell what Colby was thinking. Pic via fauxtwitpic. Allmensvices: @NotASpyAnymore I know why you love bad girls.
Theoriginalspy: Because it's always good for the plot, and he hasn't met the right good girl yet!
NotASpyAnymore: Dude, I have the worst luck with women. I'm glad finding the guy got us of this topic.
RealityKai: Hey, who filmed me getting a lapdance? Wait a minute. So... not... caring...
ChiefFedcake: @NotASpyAnymore We need to pedaconference. Bring your partner.
NotASpyAnymore: I wouldn't have to tell David things if he tweeted! #Davidwon'ttwitter
ChiefFedcake: @NotASpyAnymore Just tell me what you have!
NotASpyAnymore: @ChiefFedcake Our baddie is Kai Kragen. He used to make reality shows before someone wound up all Vic Morrow on one.
ChiefFedcake: @NotASpyAnymore Hey! I saw that clip on YouTube! So you're telling me this is all a money grab?
RealityKai: I love having pictures of me in my house! It's not my ego, just my good looks.
NotASpyAnymore: My partner would so say this guy is full of crap. #Davidwon'ttwitter
RealityKai: Like I'm going to tell these Fedcakes about my online Russian Roulette series. I deny everything.
NotASpyAnymore: This guy is a douche. No wonder he was so successful in reality TV.
RealityKai: "That's TV. One day you're up. The next day, you're covered in blood holding someone's head." You can quote me.
Theoriginalspy: NPALTM alert!
NotASpyAnymore: @RealityKai You're not subtle about the drug use there, buddy, if my partner can wipe it up like dust.
RealityKai: @NotASpyAnymore Shut up, gotta go produce infomercials now. Aiming for Magic Bullet level quality here.
Theoriginalspy: Geez, this guy thinks Russian Roulette on the web is like any reality show. Can we say psycho? Pic via fauxtwitpic.
RealityKai: In the future, I only know one word LAWYER! #lawyer
NotASpyAnymore: D just got a call -- next RR game has started.
ChiefFedcake:@CurlyHaredBlackHole Where is this game streaming from?
TheImmortal8: Not my turn to die, suckers!
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @ChiefFedcake Quit pressuring me. This is KaliStoleYourMojo's area!
WhiteSpaceKnight: I'm not looking! I'm not looking!
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @NotASpyAnymore & @AlphaBitch4 The game's at 1st & Main!
AlphaBitch4: Found it! Satellite dish is a dead give away.
TheZenMaster: Shit. My bullet. #dead
NotASpyAnymore: Crap, another dead guy. #dead
AlphaBitch4: Plenty of people to arrest, plus one dead player. #dead
TheImmortal8: Signed up to potentially die, not get arrested. I'm running for it.
Theoriginalspy: We've seen these tunnels, in "Running Man." I used it in a gag vid once. Pic via fautwitpic.
NotASpyAnymore: Crap! Lost TheImmortal8 because of the old "he shut the door" trick.
AlphaBitch4: Now is not the time for TheZenMaster is not very Zen joke, is it? #dead
IHOFedcakes: The IHOF is pleased to announce the interrogation by Fedcakes has started. #Fedcakes
TheSilencerGlen: I want to live up to my name. Not giving away anything to ChiefFedcake & the guy who won't Twitter.
ChiefFedcake: @TheSilencerGlen What are you, some sicko fan?
TheSilencerGlen: @ChiefFedcake, No Just trying to make up for being a fuck up. Crap, not being silent now.
ChiefFedcake: David's got a good tactic, bringing the guy's wife into the equation.
TheSilencerGlen: Do not want to talk to my wife. I'm doing this for her.
Theoriginalspy: Or because he can't man up to his mistakes in life. Blah, blah, blah, so noble to die, Willy Loman.
TheSilencerGlen: I haven't committed a crime.
Theoriginalspy: Isn't attempted suicide a crime? What about prior knowledge of deaths? Illegal gambling?
WhiteSpaceKnight: This is a whole new level of gambling obsession.
AlphaBitch4: @WhiteSpaceKnight More like a whole new kind of crazy.
NotASpyAnymore: All the game people are saying is lawyer. I think that topic is going to trend. #lawyer
MyHubbyIsWhere: @ChiefFedcake Hey! Why are you letting my hubby go? He'll die!
ChiefFedcake: @MyHubbyisWhere Your husband hasn't committed a crime. He's free to go.
MyHubbyIsWhere: Isn't attempted suicide a crime? What about prior knowledge of deaths? Illegal gambling?
Theoriginalspy: @MyHubbyIsWhere, you took the words out of my tweet.
MyHubbyIsWhere: @TheSilencerGlen HOW DARE YOU, YOU CHICKENSHIT!
ISupportAll: Now I am better lit. I need to be. Both ChiefFedcake & PappaEppes need support.
PappaEppes: Want beer. #beer
ChiefFedcake: Have beer. #beer
PappaEppes: @ChiefFedcake, talk to your Pappa.
ChiefFedcake: @PappaEppes, TheSilencerGlen has a home and a woman who loves him, yet wants to die.
Theoriginalspy: @ChiefFedcake Hey! You have a woman who love you! Where is she!
AwesomeAUSA: Yeah, good question, where am I?
Theoriginalspy: @AwesomeAUSA, please don't leave
PappaEppes: @ChiefFedcake, People who don't want help, can't be helped.
ChiefFedcake: @PappaEppes, Like us? I learned after being stabbed in the chest that help is good.
PappaEppes: @ChiefFedcake, Yes, I know what you're talking about #subplot.
NotASpyAnymore: Stuck on a stake out. Must bug partner about not tweeting. #Davidwon'ttwitter
NotASpyAnymore: If he did tweet, he would've gotten my message at from the bar! #Davidwon'ttwitter
NotASpyAnymore: He wants me to call him. Hello? Drunk dialing? After last week? #Davidwon'ttwitter
NotASpyAnymore: Ack! TheSilencerGlen is getting away. Must chase! #Running
NotASpyAnymore: @ChiefFedcake TheSilencerGlen had a getaway plan. Mysterious car picked him up.
NotASpyAnymore: One advantage of Twitter. I could tweet that last thing, instead of getting the stare of doom in person. #Davidwon'ttwitter
CurlyHaredBlackHole: RR experiments at Cal Si. Cool! Hope my grad students don't fauxtwitpic this!
WhiteSpaceKnight: What do I care, I'm leaving.
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @WhiteSpaceKnight yet u r still here.
WhiteSpaceKnight: @CurlyHaredBlackHole yes, but all this is distracting, want to find simplicity.
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @WhiteSpaceKnight Go play some video games.
WhiteSpaceKnight: @CurlyHaredBlackHole My paving stones are not yet aligned.
Theoriginalspy: WTF? Pic via fautwitpic.
CalSciGradStudent: Hey guys, look at what I got to do today! Pic via fautwitpic.
IHOFedcakes: The IHOF is pleased to announce an important break in the case. #Fedcakes
CurlyHaredBlackHole: The whole thing is rigged.
Theoriginalspy: Gambling on teh internetz rigged? Colour me shocked.
WhiteSpaceKnight: We figured it out from studies with student volunteers playing Russian Roulette!
CurlyHaredBlackHole: No students were harmed in the making of these results.
ChiefFedcake: Watching my brother play with the rigged guns is making me nervous.
WhiteSpaceKnight: TheSilencerGlen knew that it was rigged!
ChiefFedcake: @WhiteSpaceKnight Except David just told me TheSilencerGlen just bet on TheImmortal8.
WhiteSpaceKnight: @ChiefFedcake why wouldn't DS just tweet me himself?
ChiefFedcake: @WhiteSpaceKnight DS doesn't tweet. #Davidwon'ttwitter.
NotASpyAnymore: @ChiefFedcake hey AlphaBitch4 and I need you to pedaconference.
AlphaBitch4: RealityKai is dirty. He's laundering money from the RR games through his infomercial company.
NotASpyAnymore: And on the RR game tapes? Shots from an infomercial on shinto knives. #fail.
ChiefFedcake: @NotASpyAnymore @AlphaBitch4 Go get RealityKai! Take David.
RealityKai: iz ded. #dead
NotASpyAnymore: More open door = corpse luck. #dead
AlphaBitch4: Someone's got some of the thingamajigs to rig the guns.
TheImmortal8: @NotASpyAnymore BANG!
NotASpyAnymore: @TheImmortal8, liked you better when the gun was pointed at your head!
IHOFedcakes: The IHOF is pleased to announce another break in the case, and a lack of a shout out. #Fedcakes #shoutout
AlphaBitch4: TheImmortal8 is a Canuck from canuckland who works in TV, like on RealityKai's shows.
ChiefFedcake: @AlphaBitch4 Anything else?
AlphaBitch4: TheImmortal8 was in on it since the beginning. Now he runs the game.
Theoriginalspy: What is this mention of a Canadian who is not me!? #noshoutout
AlphaBitch4: TheImmortal8 is making the last RR game an in person, invite only event. Got a web address.
ChiefFedcake: @CurlyHaredBlackHole Got a new web addie for you: www.fauxtinyurl/T0S.1012
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @ChiefFedcake. Thanx Bro. @work & want something else to look at than what KaliStoleYourMojo sent.
WhiteSpaceKnight: @CurlyHaredBlackHole You seem freaked out.
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @WhiteSpaceKnight OMGWTF CAN'T THINK!
Theoriginalspy: I think I must record these for posterity. Pic via fautwitpic.
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @WhiteSpaceKnight We haven't even set a date yet, and you're coming, buddy!
WhiteSpaceKnight: @CurlyHaredBlackHole Err...
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @WhiteSpaceKnight You will be at my weding, or I will hunt you down. WTF is wrong with you!
WhiteSpaceKnight: @CurlyHaredBlackHole Clarity. Need clarity.
Theoriginalspy: @WhiteSpaceKnight May I make a suggestion? How about you visit KravMagaGrrl?
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @ChiefFedcake Found your creepy-ass final game!
Theoriginalspy: This can only make me think of one thing. Pic via fautwitpic.
TheImmortal8: So going to be stinking rich!
TheSilencerGlen: So going to die.
AlphaBitch4: Time for our triumphant arrival!
NotASpyAnymore: I think we have a problem. They have more guns than we do.
Theoriginalspy: I'm confused by what's going on. Pic via fautwitpic.
NotASpyAnymore: My partner's going to try and talk them all down. He's good at that.
AlphaBitch4: Hope DS has a better plan. My hair won't look so goo filled with bullets.
NotASpyAnymore: Hey, DS placed a bet on TheImmortal8 -- as long as that dude goes first.
TheImmortal8: Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Rigged gun to go off on the third shot. If I go first, I'll also be third. Shit!
TheSilencerGlen: Please, I knew I would die. I want to die. I'm a loser.
NotASpyAnymore: @TheSilencerGlen, shut up, this is my partner's moment, so close to Be Kind to David Day!
TheImmortal8: Not going to die. I refuse to shoot
NotASpyAnymore: Ha ha. We win. As long as no one shoots us on the way out.
IHOFedcakes: The IHOF is pleased to announce the perp walk of TheImmortal8. #Fedcakes
AlphaBitch4: Hey, look at TheImmortal8. Not smiling now. Sucker.
Allmensvices: @NotASpyAnymore at the #IHOF. Mind if I proposition you?
AlphaBitch4: I think I'm going to vomit.
NotASpyAnymore: My partner can't talk. He picked up Claudia in the morgue. But he's all "she hasn't worked there in a year!"
Theoriginalspy: Claudia? They remember Claudia?! That's awesome! OMG! Wait, are TBTB trying to distract me from Robin?
NotASpyAnymore: Hee! I got my partner to mention Claudia by acting innocent. Not that he'd know because he doesn't tweet. #Davidwon'ttwitter.
TheSilencerGlen: I've lost everything.
ChiefFedcake: Not everything.
MyHubbyIsWhere: I still love you, you chickenshit so you'd better face me now.
CurlyHaredBlackHole: I stand here, in my home, contemplatting WhiteSpaceKnight's pic from when I passed my orals.
Theoriginalspy: That sounds dirty.
PappaEppes: Must justify my golfing to my son. Wait. I'll just talk about other things.
CurlyHaredBlackHole: I think my Dad wants to tell me something.
PappaEppes: @CurlyHaredBlackHole I need a job and I need you to help me with my computer skills. #subplot.
KaliStoleYourMojo: @PappaEppes. Are you sure that isn't something you'd like me to do for you, when you get back?
PappaEppes: @WhiteSpaceKnight, you missed our chess game!
CurlyHaredBlackHole: @PappaEppes Don't bother with WhiteSpaceKnight. He's having issues.
WhiteSpaceKnight: Am contemplating video games.
Theoriginalspy: @WhiteSpaceKnight Play a video game. Standing in an arcade & staring makes you look creepy (to those who don't know you).
ComicBookFed: This is what you wanted me to do? Look at the topics! #Davidwon'ttwitter #dead #subplot. What was I missing?
NotASpyAnymore: @ComicBookFed At bar! Lotsa Ladies!
ComicBookFed: @NotASpyAnymore, Did you just drunk-tweet me?
NotASpyAnymore: @ComicBookFed Come on, I'll buy you a beer. #beer
ComicBookFed: @NotASpyAnymore, I'll be right there. #beer
NotASpyAnymore: @ComicBookFed Dude.